A lion was walking thru the jungle one day, roaring as loud as he could, “I’m the king of the jungle! I’m stronger and meaner and I can eat all of you!”

An eagle landed in a nearby tree and said, “Hey, wait a minute. I’m the king of the jungle because I can fly overhead and come down and attack you and rip you to shreds!”

Then a skunk walked out of the trees. “You guys are both wrong. I can stop anybody in there tracks! Wanna sniff?”