Julie with a B

Wednesday, January 26, 2005
 
Along those legal lines...
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he
was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the
beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your
new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"
"That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested Judge Wilson
on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded
Mike.
"Well," mused Pat, "that's life and there's a lesson in this
somewhere."

"That there is," replied Mike, "never book a judge by his cover."

- posted by JulieB @ 8:24 AM
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