Julie with a B

Tuesday, February 15, 2005
 
How to win an argument..
This from Hispanic Pundit: (h/t American Dinosaur)

"How to Win Arguments
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can winan argument on any topic, against any opponent. People knowthis, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign oftheir great respect, they don’t even invite me. You too canwin arguments. Simply follow these rules:
* Drink Liquor.
Suppose you’re at a party and some hotshot intellectual isexpounding on the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothingabout. If you’re drinking some health-fanatic drink likegrapefruit juice, you’ll hang back, afraid to display yourignorance, while the hotshot enthralls your date. But if youdrink several large martinis, you’ll discover you have STRONGVIEWS about the Peruvian economy. You’ll be a WEALTH ofinformation. You’ll argue forcefully, offering searinginsights and possibly upsetting furniture. People will beimpressed. Some may leave the room.
* Make things up."
And more go read very funny...I'm sure I've met him at some party or other......

- posted by JulieB @ 11:11 AM
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