Julie with a B

Wednesday, March 16, 2005
 
In honor of the Great Goomba...
Nickie Goomba claimed to hate puns, OK, so he really hates puns, but ever since the beginning of my blog last December he has come to read... and leave the occasionally punny comment.

Oh my God, Nurse Bobbit... I asked you to remove the patient's SPECTACLES!
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 02.10.05 - 4:36 pm

Oh, give me a home
Where the buffalo roam
And I'll give you a home that needs new carpets.
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 01.20.05 - 2:11 pm | #

Did I ever tell you about my Uncle Leo, the magician. I actually saw him walk down the street and turn into a barber shop.
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 01.14.05 - 5:17 pm

When my son was 8, he asked "Hey Dad, would you rather be burned at the stake or get your head chopped off?" Recalling this classic from my distant childhood, I answered "Everybody knows that a hot steak is better than a cold chop."

At the time, he thought I was brilliant.
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 01.13.05 - 1:28 pm

What do you call an Irishman who lives on your back porch all year round? Patty O'Furniture.
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 01.04.05 - 10:33 am | #

I believe it's from the Big Golden Book of Painful Humor.
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 12.30.04 - 10:29 am |

Like the fisherman said to his relatives on Thanksgiving..."C'mon over just for the halibut."
Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 12.22.04 - 5:20 pm |

Dis here is a final warning from the pun police.

No kidding...as a kid, one of my biggest fears is that a date would be at my house and my Dad would begin reciting, complete with explanations, his favorite Bennet Cerf puns.
It's a fear/gift that just keeps on giving.
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 12.21.04 - 1:58 pm |

..kinda like the Winchester Mystery House, the fear keeps building.
 Nickie Goomba | Homepage | 12.21.04 - 1:59 pm

OK, Nickie. When you're ready we'll be here waiting for you. And just think, you'll have all these bad puns to live down.

- posted by JulieB @ 10:49 PM
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