Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Tuesday's pun
(Heard yesterday from a nurse) A doctor rushes into the emergency room with a deep laceration across the back of his right hand. A nurse starts to stitch the wound, but the doctor criticises everything she does, "Heck, I could do a better job than that using my left hand." Finally, fed up, she stops stitching and says, "Okay, doctor, suture self." (Look out there may be a lot of hospital humor here. Sick isn't it?) |