Tuesday, August 23, 2005
The reason for Global Warming ! ! !
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
(I was sure you would all want to know this.... especially Teach at Pirates Cove)