Friday, August 19, 2005
Those snail jokes....
|So this snail is leaving a bar late one night and takes a short cut through the alleyway. Sure enough some turtles beat him up, rob him and take all his money. So the cops show up and ask the snail, "how many turtles were there?"|
And the snail says, "I don't know...it all just happened so fast!"
Two union guys are standing and talking. Suddenly one of them turns around and stamps his foot. The other guys says, "What was THAT all about?" To which the union guy replies, "That darn snail has been following me around all day!"